Okay, so I've pretty much given up on the whole ATHF flash tribute thing. Which happened today, after I realized I hate the damn thing. Which is typical for me, considering I have the attention span of a freakin' goldfish. And, quite frankly, it wasn't that good an idea in the first place, anyways. I was going to post what I did manage to finish up on Newgrounds, but apparently I can't because I posted two submissions that got blammed in the same day, and now the stupid site won't let me post any more flashes until 15 days have gone by. The thing that sucks is that only one of those was actually mine; the other one was just a drawing of a penis that my friend posted to piss me off (dunno how he got my password in the first place, but it really isn't that hard to guess). Although in his defense, this was only after I posted something similar under his name.

Oh, and in other news, I think that I will post another comic up on It Ain't Benign tonight. I think the one I've got is pretty funny, but I keep on forgetting to put it up on the site. I know I said that I would try to update it every Monday, but I've been kind of lazy lately. I think I'm going to have to go change that to Fridays...

Tags: aqua teen hunger force, athf, blam, flash, iab, it ain't benign, movie, newgrounds, webcomic

Go see it. Now. Before it is no longer in theatres! Seriously, I saw it the day it came out, and there were only about ten other people in the theatre. Very sad. Though, actually I suppose not. I doubt that Dave Willis and Matt Ma-whatsisname thought that they would reach too large of an audience with a movie about foodstuffs battling an evil excersize machine. Oh, yeah--I've some new flash movies up. So check them out. Seriously. Just made about 3 more in, like, a month. I mean, they are all about ten seconds long, but that's a new record for me. Lol. Anyways, I'm working on a new one. About Aqua Teen. I'm pretty stoked about it right now; it's coming out really well so far.

Tags: aqua teen hunger force, athf, dave willis, flash, movie, theatres

Hey, to all two (give or take; probably take) of you who read this. Long time no see, huh? Just posting to say that my friend Will and I have started work on a new webcomic! Titled "It Ain't Benign," 'tis the tale of one boy's struggle against terminal cancer, told by his very poorly drawn, slighly twisted comics; and a "Doctor's Log." I warn you: it's pretty crazy shit! 

It all started a few weeks ago when I was hanging out at Will's house on a Sunday afternoon. Being plagued by the boredome only a Sunday could provide, we spent some time looking around on our favorite webcomic (VGCats.com, in case any of you were wondering--and you weren't). After clicking the Contacts page, and reading up on how to submit a Guest Comic, Will told me to draw up something awesome to send to (VGCats creator) Scott Ramsoomair. Not being in the drawing sort of mood, I quick threw together a poorly drawn comic. After reading it, Will told me to change the author to "Cancer Patient" to get Scott's sympathy and post the stupid thing on his site. Only later in the week did I decide on the idea of telling a story along side the shitty comics in the form of a "Doctor's Log", telling of the latest developements in the boy's strange condition, and thus explaining why the comics themselves were so poorly drawn. The Title came soon after.

So there you have it. A painfully boring Sunday afternoon creates something somewhat brilliant. Or retarded. Depends on your point of view. As of now, all we have is a domain on Freewebs.com, so check it out and earn us some popularity so we can get our own site! Currently, there are only two comics up, but I have a ton more that Will and I have drawn up last weekend, so be sure to stay tuned (we'll most likely start updating the site every Monday). And be sure to check our comic's progress on thewebcomiclist.com, and topwebcomics.com, and leave some comments! Oh yeah, and I just e-mailed Scott our Guest Comic. He hasn't replied.

Check out our website, and be sure to tell your friends!

Tags: art, boy, cactus_hooker, cancer, drawings, it ain't benign, scott ramsoomair, vgcats, webcomics, website

Don't let the "hooker" part fool you--I am, in fact, a guy. Yeah, I know; I just blew your mind, didn't I? Expect the feature film by popular "movie" director M. Night Shyamalan to be unleashed upon unsuspecting theaters this Summer. And did it occur to you sexist bastards that a guy could be a hooker, too? I don't know why I would want to, but I could just as easily go out right now and sell hot sex as any women could--there are no laws stopping me. Well, I suppose prostitution is illegal here in the USA, but let's say that I move to Japan--John Locke said that I have an unalienable right to do whatever the f**k I want, so you can take your damn laws and shove it...them? Meh.


Well, shit...now I'm just rambling. But seriously, "cactus hooker" is just a joke that one of my friends and I came up with, and since I'm terrible about coming up with names and the like, I just ran with it. Anyways, since I don't have anything of worth to say at the moment, I just thought that I'd start of this whole "blog" thing by throwing out some links to some of my drawings, and such. Like this one here I did of everyone's favorite badass, http://www.fantent.com/2007/01/23/evil-dead-ash/. And this other flash video I made a while back, http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/347934. Yeah, it's short, but I just wanted to actually finish something before my rodent-like attention span sent my lazy ass off doing something else. Which is sadly the unfortunate end that most of my projects eventually meet. Let's just take a short moment of silence for those other projects.

Tags: ash, cactus, evil dead, flash, hooker, japan, john locke, m. night shyamalan, movie, newgrounds, usa